My writing this week has
been mostly limited to a few notes or impressions jotted each day in a journal
I keep in my car, what I’m calling for now my “Radiation Journal.” I started my
radiation treatments this week. For a few minutes each day I travel to the
hospital to be strapped down on a flat bed, have my custom, purple, mesh mask
snapped down tight over my face and shoulders and am raised up close to the “Linear
Accelerator” to have cancer-preventing radiation buzzed at me for a few
minutes. By having this treatment my chances of having my neck/throat cancer stay
away for good will be greatly increased—and I like that idea.
According to my doctor and
nurses most people feel nothing during their first couple weeks of radiation
treatment. Apparently I’m not most people. To be honest, radiation, this week,
has kicked my ass. My neck and ears feel lightly sunburned, the inside of my
mouth swollen, my neck tight, and my body mildly nauseous and fatigued. When I
get home from work I’m good for mostly laying down and falling asleep. Don’t
even get me started about the horrible taste that lingers in my mouth.
Bitter/tinny/sour—kinda like Godzilla’s ass, I’m guessing.
I'm waiting for my radioactive breath and or super powers to kick in. Maybe next week? |
Today will be my first
complete week of radiation treatment,
with five more to go. Wish me luck.
In
honor of this I’ve decided to blog about
My
Favorite Radioactive Things, in no particular order.
Cosmic Radiation
Some say 1/10th
of our annual radiation dosage arrives from space.
Honorable mention: The Sun.
Honorable mention: The Sun.
Air Travel & Airport Security Scans
Fun Fact: The higher
elevation of riding in a plane exposes you to a higher dosage of radiation than
if you’d stayed at home.
Radioactive Comic Book Characters (and there
are many, many more)
Doctor Manhattan
(disintegrated in the “intrinsic field”)
Spiderman (bit by
radioactive spider)
The Incredible Hulk
(gamma ray radiation)
Radioactive Man and Fallout
Boy from the Simpsons (atomic bomb)
Superman (gets power from
the Sun) Note: The Animated Series
rocks!
Microwaves
Safety tip: don’t stand in
front of them while cooking your food. Faulty microwave door seals can leak
harmful radiation.
The Earth
Soil and water are sources
of radiation that can be absorbed by breathing, and/or eating crops and
drinking water. Some foods that supposedly have been tested to have a higher
level of radiation: bananas and Brazil nuts
Cell Phones
Nuff said.
Godzilla
Of course!
Of course!
Me (and You)
Right now I’m feeling a
bit more radioactive than the typical person, but supposedly we American’s take
in on average 360 millirem
per year into our bodies.
These Radioactive Songs
(best stuffed animal
fight, ever)
Wishing you health, peace
and as little radiation as possible.
Mark
@manowords
5 comments:
Good luck, Mark! Think Super-powered thoughts.
Ooooo!
I can play this game.
This song is great - Radiation Vibe by Fountains of Wayne
http://vimeo.com/m/22376428
Shawn, that little girl in the FoW video is freaking me out.
No shit, right? The song is awesome, but I had never seen the video before googling it for this post. #freaky
Shine on, good man, shine on.
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